Woman sentenced for chasing kids with dildo

According to the arrest affidavit, 36-year-old Linda Schultz was in the presence of a 7-year-old boy and an 8-year-old girl when she placed an artificial penis through an opening in her shorts, chased the kids around and hit the girl on the head with the thing. The Pennsylvania woman was sentenced to nine months� probation and ordered to see a shrink.